Act 1
Scene 1:
Enter MARIO and VICTOR and started to talk to GREGGS EMPLOYEE, a STALL HOLDER, and some other commoners in Leather Lane Market.
Mario
What are you doing here? The Italian procession is about to start. You know only people tacking part in the parade are allowed in the streets. You know people like you should be working. What do you do for a living.
GREGGS EMPLOYEE
I work at Greggs sir.
Victor
Why are you not there doing your job? You know that the procession is the busiest time of the year for Greggs. And you there what do you do?
Stall holder
Well you may say I am a master of the trade world. I can sell you anything.
Victor
I asked you what is your job? Answer me now.
Stall Holder
If you need some thing sold or you need something I am the person you should come to.
Mario
Tell me what job you have! Tell me you disobedient idiot!
Stall Holder
There is no need to be so angry. All I need to say is that my living is made be trade. I can give yo a good deal.
Victor
What do you mean? What will you give me a good deal on?
Stall Holder
Ok sir , I own a stall.
Mario
Oh you are a stall holder. Aren’t you?
Stall Holder
Yes sir. Never have I messed with another tradesman. But I can sell anything. If someone wants something they will be getting for a good price. Never will any man beat me at the trade.
Mario
Why are you not at your stall you could be making a good trade. Also why are yo leading these men on to the street to stop the procession.
Stall Holder
i am out here to sell thing to the crowd to make more money. No I’m only joking, we are here to see Borris Johnson who is taking part of the procession this year.
Victor
Why would you cheat for him. What thing has he done that beifits London. Has he come here on a bike in one of the new bike lanes he has made. You idiots, you heartless men! You stupid men of London, don’t you remember Ken Livingston. You praised him and waited for so long to see a glimps of him, and when you saw hi you would shout louder than the noise of the River Themes. And now he is around you were your best cloths and take a day of work. And now you give him so much praise, how beat many other worthy politicians. Go home! Run back home and hope that karma does not get you for being so disloyal.
Mario
Go, go good men, gather men who do the wrong things like you and make up for all the thing you have done today. And go to the River Themes and fill it with your tears until the barriers are in use.
The Greggs Employee and the Stall Holder and all their friends exit.
That got them moving even the stupidest of them. There they go, felling so gilty and sad, now they have nothing to say. You go down towards Westminester and I’ll go to Camden. Also take down anything on statues that commentate Borris.
Victor
We can’t do that. It the Itallian procession.
Mario
I don’t care do it. Make sure no statues have thing on them commentated to Borris. I’ll go down the road and get them to go home. You can do the same where their are loads of people standing together. If the support for Borris goes away we will have a better London as he will be forced to make better decisions. Or he will ruin London and leave us in a state of shock.
They get on different busses.
October 14, 2015 at 9:33 pm
Hello,
Do you mean procession when you write possession? Victor’s speech about the bicycles and the roaring of the Thames is your strongest point – well done.
I wonder if you can develop the use of puns with the Gregg’s stall holder?
Finally, have a thorough re-read and edit any typos/spelling mistakes.