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Homework-Badge-Riff The Bard-Act 1 Scene 1

September 27, 2015 / / 1 Comment

Act 1

Scene 1:

Enter MARIO and VICTOR and started to talk to GREGGS EMPLOYEE, a STALL HOLDER, and some other commoners in Leather Lane Market.

Mario

What are you doing here? The Italian procession is about to start. You know only people tacking part in the parade are allowed in the streets. You know people like you should be working. What do you do for a living.

GREGGS EMPLOYEE

I work at Greggs sir.

Victor

Why are you not there doing your job? You know that the procession is the busiest time of the year for Greggs. And you there what do you do?

Stall holder

Well you may say I am a master of the trade world. I can sell you anything.

 Victor 

I asked you what is your job? Answer me now.

Stall Holder

If you need some thing sold or you need something I am the person you should come to.

Mario

Tell me what job you have! Tell me you disobedient idiot!

Stall Holder

There is no need to be so angry. All I need to say is that my living is made be trade. I can give yo a good deal.

Victor

What do you mean? What will you give me a good deal on?

Stall Holder

Ok sir , I own a stall.

Mario

Oh you are a stall holder. Aren’t you?

Stall Holder

Yes sir. Never have I messed with another tradesman. But I can sell anything. If someone wants something they will be getting for a good price. Never will any man beat me at the trade.

Mario

Why are you not at your stall you could be making a good trade. Also why are yo leading these men on to the street to stop the procession.

Stall Holder

i am out here to sell thing to the crowd to make more money. No I’m only joking, we are here to see Borris Johnson who is taking part of the procession this year.

Victor

Why would you cheat for him. What thing has he done that beifits London. Has he come here on a bike in one of the new bike lanes he has made. You idiots, you heartless men! You stupid men of London, don’t you remember Ken Livingston. You praised him and waited for so long to see a glimps of him, and when you saw hi you would shout louder than the noise of the River Themes. And now he is around you were your best cloths and take a day of work. And now you give him so much praise, how beat many other worthy politicians. Go home! Run back home and hope that karma does not get you for being so disloyal.

Mario

Go, go good men, gather men who do the wrong things like you and make up for all the thing you have done today. And go to the River Themes and fill it with your tears until the barriers are in use.

The Greggs Employee and the Stall Holder and all their friends exit.

That got them moving even the stupidest of them. There they go, felling so gilty and sad, now they have nothing to say. You go down towards Westminester and I’ll go to Camden. Also take down anything on statues that commentate Borris.

Victor

We can’t do that. It the Itallian procession.

Mario

I don’t care do it. Make sure no statues have thing on them commentated to Borris. I’ll go down the road and get them to go home. You can do the same where their are loads of people standing together. If the support for Borris goes away we will have a better London as he will be forced to make better decisions. Or he will ruin London and leave us in a state of shock.

They get on different busses.

 

 

My Mystery Story

February 18, 2015 / / 2 Comments

I don’t know why I went in there. I did not need to go. It was the worst experience of my life. All the details are all blurred by the basics I have only just got. I will tell you all I know but the rest is lost in time.

I was so happy sitting on the coach coming back from a Brilliant win against Manchester City. That make the gap at the top a massive 11 points! there are only 4 games left in the season. All we need is a win and City to draw ,then we win the league. Everyone was so happy. But it was a long journey home.

It was the late at night and we were watching a movie. It was the new X Men. I saw out of the corner of my eye some one going into the toilet. I thought nothing of it until about 10 minutes later when he still had not come out. I went to go and check with the excuse of I needed the toilet to leave my seat. When I opened the door there was no one there. I went back to my seat checking if the Bob was back in his seat. He was not there! I told my mum what happened, she did not believe me. I told her to go and see for her self. she went past Bob seat seeing he was not there. She went down the stairs and she ran to the front to tell the stewards about Bob. The coach pulled over so fast skid marks were created and got every one of the coach and did the register. There was no reply when Bob’s name was called.

The stewards went back onto the coach to try to find him, they were searching for a good 10 minutes. i ran into the coach when no one was looking. I went in and looked around . Then I suddenly I got pulled backwards. Everything went black and I woke up next to Bob in a cage in a massive castle. We had no idea where we were. Are surroundings were massive 100 meter walls. they were purple with pictures of old people. I thought they were pictures of old Kings, then i saw a sign saying “Beheaded Traitors”. I shouch with fright. In front of us was a massive throne with some one sitting on it. We could not quite see who or what it was. I could only imagine how my mum must be feeling.

The thing started moving towards us. it seemed like my vision was worse here. Then I felt my nose and saw they took my glasses. I squinted to try to see how was coming towards us. It was a purple creature wearing my glasses. I reached out to try to get them and he slapped my hand out of the way.Even to this day there is a purple mark across my arm. He started to talk to his slave in what ever language he speaks in. The slave then started to speak to us in English. he said “You will not speak of us untill we are founded by your race. We do not wish to harm you or your race. We took you to try to get an idea of how your race would react to us. We saw that you never wanted to fight us that is why we are not harming you. We will not give you your glasses back as my master loves the look of them. Thank you for your patience we will let you go and remember if you talk about us we will come and get you and kill you and the person you told it to.”

Everything went black again and I was in the toilet and ran out to my mum and she looked so excited. she ran to me and she asked all the questions the things told us we could not. Still to this day it remains a secret and will remain one.